Halloween

Let's face it. I'm a Malaysian and I don't celebrate Halloween. In fact if I were to, it's too late. It's already the 1st of November. It's already a Monday. Yes, Monday. Then again, who says I can't watch horror movies to commerate this event. Here's a list of movies I plan to watch the next few days (I've seen most of them anyway, just reliving them):

Hannibal Lectre's psychological horror is what is missing in most of modern day's horror movies

I might attempt to watch the whole series


This is the one that I am yet to see. Is the remake as good as the original? Hope it's good.

Now recently, the tv series "The Walking Dead" just aired it's 1st episode on AMC but in Msia, we don't have AMC yet. I was dying to watch the show and I really2 hope that some local station would actually air it on tv here, uncensored. It will be sad if they have to censor the gore etc. Please, can somebody please play it here!!! (or maybe I'll just resort to torrenting.... sigh....) Fuck censorship.

Danzig!!

I don't care what people say. I still think this song is an awesome song. Anyone who denies needs to have their ears checked. No, I won't foot the bill.

Eargasm!!!

Speaking about eargasms, I just remembered this old Simpsons episode where Homer was in this band called Sadgasm. Pretty awesome. Great Nirvanna tribute, lol.



Just a random blog post.

Long time no blog.

I keep on having pauses for my blog. I seriously don't know what to actually talk about on my blog. Blogpost is loosing it's charm day by day. Everybody's moving to tumblr. The cycle goes on and on. I still don't know why the fuck I am here. lol.

Currently I'm having my exams. I've been watching too much "How I Met Your Mother?" recently and I got 4th place in Yayasan Swak Debate Challenge Trophy. My reaction when getting into the finals? :

I felt AWESOME

Anyway, here's a rock and roll history lesson for you people, The Rolling Stone's Ruby Tuesday.

I am on the internet writing about the internet.

The human brain has added the element of awesomeness to the ingenious human creation called the internet. Everyday, we go onto Facebook, Twitter ( I don't have a twitter account fyi) or even blogspot to share to people pictures and ideas (In which they are forced to read because you tag them). Other than that, there are many other websites that reek of awesomeness that I would like to reccommend to people. Click on the pics. :)



6)Bloody Disgusting - All the horror/zombie/gore news you can get all across the internet. Just go visit for more blood.



5)Comicvine (http://www.comicvine.com/) - If you are comic book geek like me and lives in fantasy 24/7. This site reeks of supreme awesomeness. This site is the wikipedia of comics and is even better than wiki at times. Suscribe to their RSS feeds and smell the smell of awesomeness. After finding out the latest comics in the know, visit this site (http://peb.pl/komiksy/) and download but let me tell you, only download if you can't find them. Support the original artist. Use the program Cdisplay to read.



4)Screened (http://www.screened.com/) - Similar to Comicvine but for movies



3)Bleeding Cool (http://www.bleedingcool.com/) - Whilst ye olde comicvine has that childish look and an American attitutde Bleeding Cool plays on the British side of geek culture and comic books. They cover a lot on my favourite writers like Warren Ellis. Anyway, most American Comics were written by Brits anyway; Alan Moore, Garth Ennis etc.



2)College Humor (http://www.collegehumor.com) - CRUDE humor (at least for most of the times. They play racial and sexual cards) for the 21st century generation. Your parents probably won't get the jokes here but for anyone who were born in the 80s/90s and picked up internet culture later in their life, then site is for you. Their satire on modern culture is awesome as it can be.



1)Romantically Apocalyptic (http://www.rom.ac/da/catastrophicthemerc) - Think of those comic strips you see in your news paper. Add up some post apocalyptic spice and childish cute humor juxtaposed onto awesome R-Rated movie-ish art that seem doesn't out of place in an issue of Book of Eli. Excellent for post apocalypse fans. :) - http://www.rom.ac/da/catastrophicthemerc -

Things I learn from the movies

(Anyone who doesn't get the sarcasm in this, GTFO)

There are several things I learn from the movies and several conclusion that get from it. Here are those things.

1)Bullets make people fly backwards:
Everytime when you get shot, expect to fly backwards a few feet. The impact that you get is enough to make you feel the air and lift you off the ground. No matter it's a 9mm bullet or .50 callibre, YOU WILL FLY!

Movies I learned this from: Smoking Aces, Kick Ass, Kill Bill 2, Casino Royale

2) The Japanese have will have gushes of blood when wounded:

What I learn from movies is that, whenever you cut a Japanese person's finger, he will gush out blood like a fountain. I have also learned that, the Japanese have more blood than the average person. Why Japanese instead of Asians in general? This is due to the fact that Lucy Liu did not bleed as much as her Japanese counterpart in Kill Bill Volume 1. The American's blood do not squirt out like Japanese do.

Movies I learned this from: Tokyo Gore Police, Kill Bill Volume 1, The Machine Girl

3) You can always escape explosions no matter what situations are.

Eventhough the bomb is about to explode in 3 seconds, or 1 minute you can always run away from it. There no need in detonating it as it is useless. Everyone would have the speed of a mustang no matter how heavy you are. So next time, when there is terrorist with a sucide belt on him or an IED or even when Lt. Dan just called in airstrike to nape the whole area, just run. You can always outrun him no matter how athletic that person is. You don't need to have special training. No matter what the odds are: JUST RUN!

Movies I learned this from:Forrest Gump, Kick Ass, The Hurt Locker, Shooter, Predator

4) The black guy dies first (or at least always die) and sorry if this sounds racist

When you go out on an adventure with your black friend, take care of him. Due to the fact that from what I learn in movies, the black guy always dies and most of the time, die first. So take care of your African friends. He may have military training, but he WILL die at the end of the journey.

Movies I learned this from: Friday The 13th, Alien, Predator, Apocalypse Now

5) Last and foremost; DO NOT HAVE PRE-MARITAL SEX:

The reason is you are going to get kill or assaulted. Yes, our parents are right, it's bad for you. If you did it before, avoid it in the future or maybe bring your AR-15 or AK-47 along. Make sure you have your eyes on your rifle. Make sure you hear the noises around you because there is always someone ready to kill you.



Movies I learned this from: Friday The 13th, Grindhouse, Shoot 'Em Up, Scream

Those are the things that I have learnt from movies. I have I have "educated" you with these facts.