Misleading covers (and trailers)

When I first saw this cover a few weeks ago, I thought this one would be about the Grim Reaper thrashing his way around the MU and Tiger Shark tryin' to get out of jail. But nooooo, it was about Tiger Shark in jail doing some confessions. I would appreciate it more if they had the cover actually showing what is it about. Tiger Shark's not even the cover. What's going on with you Marvel. I liked the story but the cover's kind of misleading.

Another culprit of misleading cover is... dun dun dun... CONAN!!

Here's a cover done right!!

Another thing that has been misleading nowadays are trailers. Effing movie trailers! I feel like I wanna punch the people who cut trailers because they often make me pay 8 bucks to see 2 hours of Megan Fox and Even Stevens running around thinking they're Indiana Jones and being chased by a giant vaccuum cleaner and a giant colourful disneyland rabbit. You guys know what I'm talking of, Transammer 2:Return of the Witwicky. Yeah, it's kind of old but it still pisses me off.

Michael Bay, this is Devastator

This is a homosexual rabbit with a fashion sense based on a traffic light.

Another dumb movie that the trailers actually tricked me into trying to see it was Wolverine. The dreaded Wolverine. The worst Marvel movie ever (let's pretend the 1994 FF and Spiderman 3 never existed).


Ryan Reynolds was shown as some ass kicking guy with swords and slashing and dicing in the trailer. Unfortunately that was the only scene with Reynolds in it. Reynolds did an excellent job impersonating Deadpool but his screen time was too short but his trailer time was too long. As a Deadpool fan, I was digusted by this and hoped that Reynolds played a bigger role in the movie despite it being a Wolverine movie. The much more horrible thing about the movie has nothing with the trailer but it comes between the lines of Mortal Kombat and Chemotheraphy. Yes, I have to say Deadpool, I mean Baraka-Pool. I don't want to see that abomination again.


Why am I typing this eventhough the movies were released like a few months ago? It's because I have deep hatred for them and people are calling it the best movies ever. Those are only complains the about the freaking trailer what till you see I complain about other stuff in the movies. I wish Hollywood would stop churning out dog poo and create a movie that could rival the original Star Wars Trilogy or I dare challenge them to do something better than The Dark Knight!! All hail Chirstian Bale, and Heath Ledger